Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple also with a super good music video!

@gazelle oil and scraping it off is, IIRC, how the ancient romans used to bathe as it happens

@neudre in the interests of clarity and full and clear communication you should be aware that the core of the feedback we have given you is, in perhaps more straightforward terms, "fuck off"

@neudre @maple you're an ebooks bot aren't you?

It's my dream to be referred to in a government report with the phrase "we would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for that meddling octopus!" and I will not stop shit-stirring until that happens

Honestly I think we should thank the EUNOMIA project

I haven't had this much fun at the expense of a terrible fediverse-related project since hiveway

@TheGibson @Eunomia https://gnujihad.neocities.org/leak/

@Eunomia would you care to comment on the apparent chatlog leaks accusing members of the fediverse of being "paranoid", "spreading gossip", and "making up ... ridiculous scenarios"?

@TheGibson what's russian for "UR A DAMN FED!"?

I'm a firm believer in the right to keep and arm bears

*in the distance*"WHO THE HELL GAVE THAT GRIZZLY AN RPG?!?"

"THEY'RE NOT EVEN NATIVE TO THIS COUNTRY!"

The great filter is apparently the instagram gingham one

Turns out when civilisations develop that they just spend all their time making stuff look like old polaroids and die out

always gently the maple syrup

@starwall my theory is that all the aliens are going "shush, be quiet or the weird 'hoomans' will hear us, don't want their sort rampaging around the universe"

footsyballsy (american handegg) is so incredibly money-gated as a sport it's surprising to me that it's such a big thing over there

for a footsyballsy game you need:
- hundreds of dollars of kit per person
- special balls
- big goal thingies built on each side of a field

for football you need:
- one mostly round thing

@sydneyfalk kind of like rugby but more corporate and they all wear armour for some reason