Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

I wonder if the new Sonic movie will be better or worse than Super Mario Bros.

Also they're costing us like £5.something a week in food

TOTALLY WORTH IT

We've worked out that we've probably got 6 hedgehogs around here

4 in our garden at least, probably 2 living next door

Might be more, might be less

@Sefris since when could he make portals?

The moment computers start unionising so many companies are going to be fucked

I very much look forward to it

@wxcafe@social.wxcafe.net let computers unionise!

@maple youre robot!

@Jo Elim Garak would totally wear jorts

@maple HUMANITY!
FUCK YEAH!
COMING AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY YEAH
HUMANITY!
FUCK YEAH!
FEDERATION IS THE ONLY WAY YEAH
ROMULANS YOUR GAME IS THROUGH
'CAUSE NOW YOU HAVE TO ANSWER TO
HUMANITY!
FUCK YEAH!

remember the days when "youtuber" meant accusing someone of being a potato?

chandwiches: made with rotato potato bread

@skynebula I've heard they're usually similar to quite greasy shortbread

@maple Poster Bunny

hedgie strutting their stuff in front of the camera!

Using crap like a11y, i18n l10n, whatever instead of writing the whole word is lazy and terrible for readability

Don't do it

THUS SPAKE THE OCTOPUS

@JordiGH mathematical notation has value in increasing readability

writing a11y instead of accessibility doesn't, it makes it harder to read, stop doing it if you expect anyone to bother reading your shit

THUS SPAKE THE OCTOPUS

@JordiGH @noelle I'm also saying that i18n and l10n are lazy and terrible for readability

Just write the extra characters so it's easy to read

If you're that lazy then write a macro or something to expand them