Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

our hedgehogs are asking me to make little signs for them so they can protest against the travesty that is the sonic movie

<tiny hedgehog voice>this trailer is offensive to hedgehogs!</tiny hedgehog voice>

@noelle especially because sonic's teaming up with a cop by the looks of things

I wonder if the new Sonic movie will be better or worse than Super Mario Bros.

Also they're costing us like £5.something a week in food

TOTALLY WORTH IT

We've worked out that we've probably got 6 hedgehogs around here

4 in our garden at least, probably 2 living next door

Might be more, might be less

@Sefris since when could he make portals?

The moment computers start unionising so many companies are going to be fucked

I very much look forward to it

@wxcafe@social.wxcafe.net let computers unionise!

@maple youre robot!

@Jo Elim Garak would totally wear jorts

@maple HUMANITY!
FUCK YEAH!
COMING AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY YEAH
HUMANITY!
FUCK YEAH!
FEDERATION IS THE ONLY WAY YEAH
ROMULANS YOUR GAME IS THROUGH
'CAUSE NOW YOU HAVE TO ANSWER TO
HUMANITY!
FUCK YEAH!

remember the days when "youtuber" meant accusing someone of being a potato?

chandwiches: made with rotato potato bread

@skynebula I've heard they're usually similar to quite greasy shortbread

@maple Poster Bunny

hedgie strutting their stuff in front of the camera!

Using crap like a11y, i18n l10n, whatever instead of writing the whole word is lazy and terrible for readability

Don't do it

THUS SPAKE THE OCTOPUS