Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple I'll give you the phone number of my legal team

which again are just a dozen hedgehogs piled up in a suit

@maple what if pixel portrait of a low poly car!

@maple ... MAPLE KART!

LIKE MARIO KART BUT EVERYONE'S IN C5S INSTEAD OF GO KARTS

@maple also needs to have the Sinclair C5 as an unlock

@maple Robin Reliant

@maple bitchin soundtrack ✅
floaty handling of cars ✅
random physics bugs that throw you miles ✅

I'm sold

we found this in the garden

lil hedgie nest!

@evie purism (the laptop company) are doing some half arsed package of software including a social thing (all of which are quickly rebadged oss projects) and it sucks

@InspectorCaracal I can see a reason if they want to make it a coherent "here's a pack of all the stuff and it's all themed to work similar to each other so less tech-savvy users don't get confused"

Like all the "send/toot/post" buttons look the same and are in the same sort of places

A better way to rebadge an open source project for branding reasons is to put "powered by [project]" in the logo

So purism's social client would be "Librem Social, powered by Tusky"

We wouldn't yell at them (as much) for that

also magpie visited

hedgehog decided to take a bath

Fucking hell @purism

Even twitter and facebook have reporting functionality

@maple @purism shit, even facebook pretends to listen to reports at least

@revolverocelot Customs: okay, weirdly this is covered by both import restrictions on livestock and tariffs on robots... I need to talk to my supervisor

@revolverocelot I would also like to house the maple

Customs: "What's in the bag?"
Me: "Uh... computer?"
*sound from inside a duffel bag* maple: "beep!"
Customs: "If you could come this way please..."

@revolverocelot she had a point