Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple ooh, I've got some hammocks lying around, I'll have to give you one to set up so you're all comfy in there

irn bru: it's made from girders

it looks like the fox that comes 'round our garden is nursing some lil'...foxlets? cubs? kits? I can't remember what baby foxes are called

but we think she's got some of them!

@slightlyflightyone@vulpine.club 🙋 yo

I mean, I'm usually terrible at it so leaving stuff like that in the hands of people who know what they're doing is probably a better idea but I'm more than happy to give it a go

@maple "Welcome to the starship Mirai, here's the bridge... here's engineering... here's the engine... here's the coffee machine... here's the maple"

"HI!"

@maple the maple has connected

Occasional reminder that Brewdog are fake punks, set fake interviews to get marketing ideas which they then don't pay for, and their pubs are filled with twats

@noelle @maple bunnicane, it's like sharknado but cuter and more cuddly

@cassolotl@queer.party @noiob oh, also it could well be counting energy burned in calories (small c), whereas the Calories (big C) marked on food packaging are in fact kilocalories

@Jookia I just enjoy throwing bricks through it

@alex I'd love to see him receive a pint of guinness

hedgie having a good scratch

also you wouldn't think it but hedgehogs can indeed move fast enough to cause motion blur

what if the hokey cokey really is what it's all about?

@maple is rabbit still a thing? could pile on there for movie night or something

I'm so non-binary I only code on a Setun

Here's a watch brand that's often overlooked, Ochs und Junior

They're all designed by Ludwig Oechslin who is, with no exaggeration whatsoever, a fucking genius when it comes to watchmaking

Their flagship piece is their perpetual calendar, where other brands use a couple of hundred parts over the base movement to make that complication Oechslin found a way to do it in 9

They've also got a pretty neat take on a dual time zone watch and one that shows you length of day

https://www.ochsundjunior.swiss/

I really want to see Shapiro go up against Paxman, that'd be fucking hilarious

@maple confirmed cute!

Now, I'm not exactly the biggest fan of Andrew Neil as a person (the Thatcherite bastard) but occasionally his interviews are quite fun

Here's Ben Shapiro losing it when being interviewed by him https://youtu.be/e82PJiY8RIY

Or, in terms he seems to prefer, Ben Shapiro gets DESTROYED by Andrew Neil