Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@c0debabe what's your tolerance for technical faffery?

'cause prosumer stuff like ubiquiti and mikrotik is good but requires some setup

@Gargron crap, what have you agreed to that we need to yell at you for now?

@noelle ooh, where did that one come from?

watching the latest basics with babish video and they're measuring water in grams like absolute monsters

the frozen peaches circlejerk is powered by a wanker rotary engine

an app developer deciding not to support a certain server is not censorship you ridiculous wankmuffins

I judge everything by the four core criteria style, control, damage, and aggression

Oi, Vacheron Constantin, this doesn't need "blockchain", it only needs a standard fucking database

https://watchesbysjx.com/2019/05/vacheron-constantin-blockchain-certification.html

@Cobalt ah, september-like influx of new people who don't know the etiquette yet brought in by someone internet famous, got it

I'm probably going to regret asking this but what's a "jovan"?

wearing a clock around your neck like flava flav but it's actually a rack mount atomic clock

I don't have the neck strength for that but it would be a look

I should get a decent cribbage set

When I was younger (much younger) I always used to see a couple of guys playing cribbage up the pub, don't see that any more

We should make cribbage a thing again

@noelle tactical brooching, a team of big burly people with body armour and weapons making little ornamental badges

@InspectorCaracal snarky

@InspectorCaracal fastidious

@InspectorCaracal pensive

@maple *holds computerfairi.es*