Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
@InspectorCaracal @maple I'd be convinced
re: apple thingy
@kirby that's a Breitling Chronomat, one of the first watches to have a slide-rule bezel
Slide rules were used for quickly calculating things before calculators were invented and someone had the bright idea of adding a circular slide rule to a watch so people like engineers and scientists didn't have to carry one around with them
Later on the same idea was picked up by pilots
@maple don't know but I'm sure it would smell delicious
@maple this has no right to be as funny as it is
@InspectorCaracal also no reason to use 24 hour divisions, could use any number you like
apple thingy
oh wow, the iwatch has a calculator function now!
how innovative!
*snarks in Casio*
wwdc
@evie it's a thing in watches, goes back to the 1930's
not overly fond of them myself to be honest
If anyone was wondering if drawing cocks in fields to laugh at people is a recent thing in England, it probably isn't
Cerne Abbas Man is a 55m high chalk figure depicting a man with a prominent erection and brandishing a club and is theorised to have been constructed in the 17th century to annoy Cromwell
Picture below, not really lewd, more your standard cock and balls graffiti
@maple the sack race has been postponed because the maplebots are sleepy and napping in the sacks
@maple maplelympics is a bunch of maplebots having a sports day
Animal abuse mention, America, meme
@sydneyfalk @Jo literal reality
no need to feel too awful about it though, the horse was a cop
literally, was a police horse
Trump, UK visit
@Jo turns out nobody watching fox news when it was available over here was the first action of operation "make trump uncomfortable on his holiday"
Animal abuse mention, America, meme
@Jo or for one of our finer moments:
@June@kitty.town not really any livestreams, it's sort of a distributed "that guy can fuck right off" rather than any centralised thing
big protests scheduled in london tomorrow though, complete with the trump blimp, will probably be covered on the UK news networks
@Jo I'm pretty sure these are the same people who'd need subtitles on them so probably not
@Anke bloke wrote a message for trump on his lawn which is under the stanstead flightpath in preparation for trump's state visit
I'm seeing a lot of takes involving "Oh, I thought Britain was meant to be all about politeness and decorum!" post-stanstead penis and it's never been more clear to me that the vast majority of USAian's knowledge about the UK comes from downton fucking abbey
Reggie just had a good brushy brush and I swear to god there must be a second cat hiding in there with the amount of fluff that came out of him
uk/uspol
someone's been very busy with a lawnmower under the stanstead flightpath for trump's visit
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
