Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

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The real trolley problem is the fact that they're quite clearly trams, not trolleys

maybe some could sound like steam engines

"chuff chuff chuff chuff" all along the road

New EU regs on electric cars state that they now must make a noise when they're going below 20km/h because previously they were too quiet and people didn't notice them

I want them to go "VRUM! vroom vroom vroom"

Current hedgiecam archive size: 18GB

That's a lot of hedgies! 🦔

nurse yesterday: try not to get the stitches or bandages wet

.... I'M A FUKKEN OCTOPUS! HOW THE FUCK AM I MEANT TO DO THAT?!

hedgie says hello

@m1st *squishes back with arms*

@m1st yep! and octopus is all squidgy and bouncy!

@m1st octopus just fell out of bed

well, that was an unwanted trip up the minor injury unit

managed to slip with a chisel and put a nasty cut in my finger

still, they were very nice to my clumsy-ass self and didn't take that long to get around to taping me back up again

@maple new public works project to build a comprehensive canal system just so we have more stuff to build bridges over

@maple maple forgets to pay upkeep bills on the local bridge, bridge collapses, so we all go on a trip to find building materials and make a new bridge!

@maple but the bad decisions result in cute adventures!

@colon_three @maple oh course it does!

computer fairies the game is just a very lightly modded animal crossing

@maple I want to watch this series

@maple bluyepububub