Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Very glad I'm not a secret service agent today

"aaaaand the president just walked into north korea. alone."

"...FUCK"

@tom @maple too long, must be 13 years by this point

@tom @maple literally had a cigarette in my hand when I read the toot

@tom @maple yep, I've tried several times to give up smoking and *takes a drag* hasn't worked yet

Any time I see the phrase "unlimited data" in a phone provider advert I take it as a challenge

The Catholic conception of God is really just three gods stacked up in a trenchcoat

@InspectorCaracal how about a good mad scientist?

wild schemes and poor application of the scientific method but to do really nice things for people!

@colon_three yep, that's how you can tell it's a dream, they apologised for something

too hot

octopus is now pile of goo

Reggie lookin at a hedgie!

@maple oof, yeah, it going down for unrelated reasons as soon as you've done something is scary as hell

@maple it's a big enough thing that I'm sure they'll have backups if anything massively important crashed

but yeah, would scare the shit out of me too

@maple yeah, looking like it's all broke

@maple I think there are larger problems, the discover page doesn't work either

it's not a "side hustle"

it's a second job

@vanillavoid I'm half way there

@halcy ..."censorship proof"...

wait, so why are they complaining about mastodon et al. censoring them when "their" protocol is "censorship proof"