Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- Octopus
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
Useful tip for Fediverse instance admins, gab
@maxine there isn't currently an HTTP status code for "Fuck off" but if cloudflare can add arbitrary bullshit so can we
Formally proposing status 470 for telling a client to Fuck Off
Sam the Octopus
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Two wolves, both alike in dignity, inside your person, where we lay our scene, From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, Where civil blood makes civil paws unclean.
Shit, thinking about it the county of Bjorkshire would be an amazing place to live
An English baked pudding side dish made by an Icelandic singer/songwriter
or, Bjorkshire Pudding
@shonalika oh yeah, he did didn't he, she quite rightly told him to fuck off
@shonalika getting off light really, anyone dating adele usually gets turned into an album
@Jo AMIGA COMMORDER
there are actually only 151 pokemon so you shouldn't be surprised that sword and shield doesn't have 1000 of them in it
@arcans@mastodon.at there certainly were, if you're thinking of something looking like these watches but with a solar cell at the top you might be thinking of something like the AL180
They generally hide the cells behind the dials now, can still see some of it on the G-Shock DW-5600 family though
@masklayer yes
similarly the ADF "Field Ration Eating Device" (or more accurately, the "Fucking Ridiculous Eating Device") is the hand-me-down sneakers of silverware
@kelerak you can indeed
@archadia@tootplanet.space hehe, yep, all part of being an octopus!
@c0debabe the one on the right is only $35
the left one is $60 and the gold is $75
Awwww yeaaaah
NEW CASIO RETRO WATCHES!
Very obviously based on the F-91W, but somehow look even more retro and awesome
subtoot, fediverse meta
hey, at least with people running gab instances now none of us are gonna get sued by libel bunny for pointing out which fediverse software has the highest concentration of dickheads
Finally a crafting video tailored to my skill level
Matt Gray making glitter shoes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jv9pzMdHOXE
@maple damnit maple
I should totally get some art of me octo-wielding banhammers
"'Exotic' bird at Bucks Animal Hospital turns out to be a gull covered in curry"
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
