Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple is good and soffff

@InspectorCaracal @maple yeah, it's only like 3.5-ish percent of the instances we know of that are suspended

hardly any really

@maple buh buh buh how do I get my instance unblocked???

STOP BEING SHIT YOU BASTARDS

@maple helloooo

50 years ago Stanley Kubrick faked the moon landing

Being Kubrick he insisted on shooting it on location

@maple a steady inexorable tick tock in the world :D

@InspectorCaracal @maple what, like a universal karmic thing? Short Circuit being so good the universe has to put a little nugget of crap in front of you to balance things out?

50 years ago two people walked on the moon while wearing Omega Speedmasters

Omega have not stopped going on about it since

the best biscuits for dunking in tea are chocolate hobnobs

tired: boot loop
wired: boop loop

Of course this exists

https://throwflame.com/products/flamethrower-drone-kit/

A kit to add a flamethrower to your drone

I always love emails that say "admin has reported <xyz>"

means I don't have to do anything

@mplouffe@scholar.social you never know, that might have been exactly the result they wanted and they did it perfectly

@revolverocelot "HEY, WELCOME! Are you here for the orgy or the sacrifice?"

@Shutsumon @InspectorCaracal ...so what you're saying is that in addition to having an island, we could be pirates