@maple factory coordinator: "maple, why are there chips missing on all these pcbs?"
maple, with cheeks filled with microprocessors: "uhhhh"
@maple best robot
although not ideal for pick and place with PCBs 'cause of the whole eating the components thing
hrt
@maple the fabled fountain of girl (just down the road from the fountain of youth) is just a swimming pool filled with the stuff
@vantablack already there
except the hooligans are prison guards and the weed delivery drones are delivering specifically to prisons
some agencies are training falcons for the purpose
@maple is demoscene the robot equivalent of those contortionist acts where they squeeze into small boxes?
@maple I can be on the sidelines with pom-poms
🎶 yeah, maple, byte's our bot
all them demons gonna get shot! 🎶
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@maple @softgoat oh wow, I was talking to @sydneyfalk about an idea like this just a couple of days ago!
Shitty white people
@Jo what a berk
@maple @cassolotl now I think about it more it might have been you said it in an off-hand comment and I went all "I'm jumpstarting this bandwagon!"
@maple @cassolotl I'm sure you were the one that started that
@cassolotl @maple although in that case it is quite funny
@cassolotl sometimes it's some small thing that @maple said like rotato potato
@maple yeah, the water temperature's probably not great for it
and at least around here you'd end up with limescale on the motherboard
no idea if that would actually have any effect but I wouldn't want it there
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple