Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple we're like the old beat-up sofa of the fediverse, should probably update at some point but it's just so gosh darned comfy we're not in any hurry

jumping ship from witches.live? https://computerfairi.es is a good and nice instance

we've got bbcode and a draw stuff boxy thing and an adorable robot overlady whomst keep everyone safe

Glonk Team Racing

the canadian mint makes a coin called the gold maple and I'm very disappointed it doesn't have @maple 's face on it

@maple *many-limbed cuddles for the soff bun*

@maple *offers octo-cuddles*

@InspectorCaracal yeah, I heard about the guy archiving as much of the fediverse as he could but I don't know what's up with any other meta stuff

I'm either completely oblivious (likely) or we're doing a really good job here moderation-wise because I have no idea what's going on

Glonk: The Game: The Film

@maple I will buy and play the hell out of this game

plastic flooring was probably the best decision I ever made in regards to the cafe

@maple still worth it for pictures of cute hedgehogs but cleaning them out is a daily chore

hedgehog shit, woodlouse shit, and what I can only assume is slug shit

me cooking on a grill

I think it's time we blow this scene
Get everybody and the stuff together
Ok, three, two, one, let's JORT!

@maple I... yeah, that's bang on

I know we all ragged on Iron Maiden for forcing Ion Fury to change the name but in hindsight that was probably a good idea

@maple *all the underwater critters chanting*TRANS RIGHTS TRANS RIGHTS