Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple @evie so super cute!

@maple just finding an old cache of pictures of pinup girls with 2000's mac hardware seems incredibly on-brand for you

"'Stop having sex with my hedge': Sheffield man's desperate plea to drunken louts"

https://www.thestar.co.uk/news/stop-having-sex-with-my-hedge-sheffield-mans-desperate-plea-to-drunken-louts-434234?

Ooh, new Sinn collaboration with The Rake and Revolution, looks shiny

https://www.revolution.watch/introducing-the-sinn-x-the-rake-revolution-155-bundeswehr-dark-star/

...aaand it sold out. in under 2 hours.

smol! 🦔

@maple I stumbled across this thing which might possibly be some small amount of help

http://amiga.robsmithdev.co.uk/instructions

uses an arduino to act as a controller

@maple @evie it true! you're super cute!

@evie I know! byte's like, super cute!

this is starting to look like an arbour

@maple *really good octo-hugs*

@Shrigglepuss @seb_ly that's a tough one, https://www.cousinsuk.com/ might have something suitable, easiest thing to do would probably be replacing the strap entirely though

@maple you're a robot girl
in a robot wooorld
life in silicon
is I don't have a rhyme for silicon

@maple *clicks furiously after making a cosy directory structure*

Super Glonk 64

@SuricrasiaOnline I was around and got one!

it's living on my network switch for them extra bytes of connectivity

@qwazix it is 100% real

it's the Sinn Dual Strap System

@Anke analogue watch on one side, apple watch on the other

they were worried everyone was going to buy an apple watch and not wear their stuff so they came up a way to wear both