Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

octopus is basically a big comfy beanbag that can hug

@maple that was me yesterday, hope you manage to find some energy or that you at least don't have much you need to get done today

@maple @evie so super cute!

@maple just finding an old cache of pictures of pinup girls with 2000's mac hardware seems incredibly on-brand for you

"'Stop having sex with my hedge': Sheffield man's desperate plea to drunken louts"

https://www.thestar.co.uk/news/stop-having-sex-with-my-hedge-sheffield-mans-desperate-plea-to-drunken-louts-434234?

Ooh, new Sinn collaboration with The Rake and Revolution, looks shiny

https://www.revolution.watch/introducing-the-sinn-x-the-rake-revolution-155-bundeswehr-dark-star/

...aaand it sold out. in under 2 hours.

smol! 🦔

@maple I stumbled across this thing which might possibly be some small amount of help

http://amiga.robsmithdev.co.uk/instructions

uses an arduino to act as a controller

@maple @evie it true! you're super cute!

@evie I know! byte's like, super cute!

this is starting to look like an arbour

@maple *really good octo-hugs*

@Shrigglepuss @seb_ly that's a tough one, https://www.cousinsuk.com/ might have something suitable, easiest thing to do would probably be replacing the strap entirely though

@maple you're a robot girl
in a robot wooorld
life in silicon
is I don't have a rhyme for silicon

@maple *clicks furiously after making a cosy directory structure*

Super Glonk 64

@SuricrasiaOnline I was around and got one!

it's living on my network switch for them extra bytes of connectivity