Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@mavica @revenant

@mavica gonna have to get you a "world's best boss" mug

@mavica hi mavi!

poor Reggie's got an ear infection so we're going to have to clean his ear out every day while they run the tests to figure out which particular brand of beastie to give him antibiotics for

he's probably not going to enjoy us doing that but we do always bribe him with milk so he doesn't mind too much

@mavica hey mavi *offers all the hugs, also tea*

BIG HEDGEHOG

🦔

@mavica ...now I think about it the top of the bun like, pats the top of the burger

that should totally be what it's called

my kingdom for an auto-updating "these are the instances what we block" list

This is cool, Hamilton are doing a re-issue of the W10 watch that was issued to the British military in the 1970's

I've been informed that yelling "WHEEEYYYY!!" any time a waiter/barman/etc. drops a glass on the floor, thus smashing it, is not a universal response

What do you lot in other countries do?

@mavica get thee up the grocery shop missy!

@autistikai yeah, doesn't seem ideal

hell, it put me as an eco-anarchist when my view on environmental issues is just "hey, try to make a small effort to not fuck things up much more" rather than anything more strongly put

breakfast cereal is just kibble for humans

@mavica go get mavica foods!

@mavica such a good bot!

@scoots also the other way around

I recall lots of us getting banned from twitter for tooting "fuck terfs"