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@mavica for reference this is exactly why I don't usually do the flirting thing, I am hella bad at it

@Nine @mavica to get exercise mavi uses a giant trackball like a hamster ball

@mavica hey robot, you got a wifi hotspot running? 'cause I feel a real connection here

@mavica *revises octo-pets to be more scritchy*

y'know, I'm pretty much one of those scalp massager things if squint hard enough

@mavica also bring you tea, and blankets, and snugs

*brings all three*

@mavica yes, everyone should

*gives mavi lots and lots of octo-pets*

I should really go through my paperwork drawer more than once a decade

Still, Shreddy the Shredder got a good meal today so it's happy

@mavica I never actually got around to seeing it, had the impression it was yet another unnecessary reboot that was particularly rife at the time

@gdkar autogyro: a machine that makes greek kebabs any time it senses you're hungry

When I first heard that police put plants into protest marches as agent provocateurs I was very disappointed that it wasn't them just putting cactuses out with signs saying "yes hello am protestor"

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