Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@mavica for reference this is exactly why I don't usually do the flirting thing, I am hella bad at it

@Nine @mavica to get exercise mavi uses a giant trackball like a hamster ball

@mavica hey robot, you got a wifi hotspot running? 'cause I feel a real connection here

@mavica beepy pawbs!

@mavica happy hrtiversary! *hugs*

hey look! It's a cookbook for @mavica !

birb

@mavica *revises octo-pets to be more scritchy*

y'know, I'm pretty much one of those scalp massager things if squint hard enough

@mavica also bring you tea, and blankets, and snugs

*brings all three*

@mavica yes, everyone should

*gives mavi lots and lots of octo-pets*

@mavica I give a shit about you

I give many shits about you

@mavica I'm here for you bun

I should really go through my paperwork drawer more than once a decade

Still, Shreddy the Shredder got a good meal today so it's happy

🦔

@mavica cool, I'll have to find it somewhere then

@mavica I never actually got around to seeing it, had the impression it was yet another unnecessary reboot that was particularly rife at the time

cat came to have an investigate

hedgie don't give a shit

When I first heard that police put plants into protest marches as agent provocateurs I was very disappointed that it wasn't them just putting cactuses out with signs saying "yes hello am protestor"

@mavica bloop!