Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

so, we've got to give reggie some eardrops, one dose every 12 hours or so

first dose we gave him was about 1100 yesterday

he has only just wandered back in again at 1700 today

yeah, lil fuzzy bugger is not cooperating

mavica's so subby byte's been to the challenger deep

@mavica ...yeah, yeah that would be it

@mavica I have no idea what that would be slang for

@mavica hey baby, wanna do a diffie-hellman key exhange?

@Nine cosy trackball nest

@mavica oh, it wasn't the lack of response, I was just sat here for two minutes thinking "wow, that's a thing that came out of my brain, that was terrible"

@mavica for reference this is exactly why I don't usually do the flirting thing, I am hella bad at it

@Nine @mavica to get exercise mavi uses a giant trackball like a hamster ball

@mavica hey robot, you got a wifi hotspot running? 'cause I feel a real connection here

@mavica beepy pawbs!

@mavica happy hrtiversary! *hugs*

hey look! It's a cookbook for @mavica !

birb

@mavica *revises octo-pets to be more scritchy*

y'know, I'm pretty much one of those scalp massager things if squint hard enough

@mavica also bring you tea, and blankets, and snugs

*brings all three*

@mavica yes, everyone should

*gives mavi lots and lots of octo-pets*

@mavica I give a shit about you

I give many shits about you

@mavica I'm here for you bun

I should really go through my paperwork drawer more than once a decade

Still, Shreddy the Shredder got a good meal today so it's happy