Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Bond didn't even wear an Omega in that film, why the fuck are they doing a special edition for the 50th anniversary of that one?

Omega have announced a special edition Seamaster for the... 50th anniversary of the release of the 7th (and worst) Bond film

Hey Omega, you know you don't have to release a special edition for every fucking thing you think of don't you?

possible usage: "I had a roomba through the documentation, think I know how it works now"

"x just roomba'd through the parts drawers, they found a bunch of useful stuff"

@Anke I was thinking "crawl under something to look what's there to pick up" but that's also a good meaning for it

"roomba" is now a verb

@seb_ly is there another button where multi-millionaires and up lose all of their money and power and the good stuff happens?

'cause if there is I'd hit that one, otherwise the button given

I am a...
⚪ man
⚪ woman
🔘 octopus

looking for a...
⚪ man
⚪ woman
🔘 cup of tea

@tcql@octodon.social @mavica put it on a NAS and connect a bunch of ethernet cables to it! it's like spaghetti for a squobit!

@mavica *brings you large amounts of sd cards filled with ebooks to cronch on* more input for you!

@mavica *offers many and varied octo-hugs*

@yisraeldov@linuxrocks.online @djsundog 'course anyone with Patek money isn't middle class, but brands like Longines, Baume et Mercier, Nomos, etc. might be good choices

@Nine both!

cottie? hutie? don't know what the word for both would be

@yisraeldov@linuxrocks.online @djsundog seconded, a reasonable mechanical watch will easily last generations

Patek Phillipe used to use the marketing slogan "You never actually own a Patek Philippe. You merely look after it for the next generation."

Which is of course bollocks but there's an element of truth to it

@benhamill@cybre.space @HTHR@cybre.space el paquete semanal IN SPACE

"we're onionising the office!"
"...don't you mean unionising?"
*the room slowly fills with onions*
"...shit"

Cross-platform software, only works on annoyed arm chips

I'm hearing stuff about new users again, what did twitter fuck up now?

@mavica I'm sure it is, bun

@mavica translucent outfit eh?