Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

The René Magritte painting "The Son of Man" is actually depicting the brief moment between René lobbing an apple at some fucker's face and impact

@mavica @envgen take a gender leave a gender tray by the tills

D&D character that's actually three kobolds piled up in an overcoat with high bluff skills

D&D with an all kobold party

@mavica please don't, you are lovely and wonderful and I really like you being around

@mavica @colon_three on me way meself

@mavica if anything I think the slight out of focus makes it look cooler

@mavica focus might be a bit off but those look great

"'ere, what's the german fruit bread with nuts and spices and covered in powdered sugar over there?"

"it's stollen"

"you'd better give it back then!"

@mavica it really is amazing

all it's doing is putting two random words together! it has no business being as awesome as it is!

@mavica what we're on is very comfy though so we're good

@mavica First language: QBasic on... something
Had difficulties: anything using anything more complicated than a gosub
Most used: bash
Totally hate: picbasic
Most Loved: bash
For beginners: python, basic

@mavica oh yeah, that was it, no, can't see any changes on that front

@mavica I can't remember the exact problem it was so maybe but dms aren't specifically namechecked in the changelog

@mavica I know! it's awful

masto instance called loud.haus where all toots must be in ALL CAPS

@mavica *octo-smooch*