Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@natecull could god make a burger so impossible even he couldn't eat it?

@natecull counterpoint, all the american presidents have been dicks

@Gargron wait, he can get an account on dolphin.town

"In a recent statement on the fediverse, Bernie Sanders said "EEEE eee EEE E EEEEEEEEE eeeeeeeee""

@Gargron so long as he tags all his toots appropriately with USPOL

@twitter@mastodon.technology oh in that case I'd post all of them, but I don't want to put anyone out by saying "'ere, host the best part of 40 gigs of pictures of my garden for me"

@twitter@mastodon.technology no sound that I can pick up

I do have a preference for posting the ones where the critter's looking into the camera though, there's 43 pictures of the fox from last night and as I can't easily post everything I just pick out one or two

@twitter@mastodon.technology I would pay an embarrassing amount of money for one of those

🦊 !

@twitter@mastodon.technology @ElfLord and here I thought they were devices for seeing steths at a distance

@mavica *soff snuggles*

@mavica "tr '[:lower:]' '[:upper:]'" to make mavi bigger

if you send @mavica through UNIX pipes is it the equivalent of a water slide?

$ md5sum -c mavica.md5
mavica.bot: OK

yep, just as I expected, incontrovertible proof that the @mavica is valid as hell

@avi *whistles innocently*

@mavica it's a super cute robot!

@mavica *hugs with all the arms!*

@mavica

@mavica ooh, shiny!

@autistikai ah, that does make it harder

start talking about chips and gravy

that'll do it

@mavica *soff octo cuddles*