Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@autistikai quick, put on a nothern accent and it'll sound normal

🦔

@Jo I see your "CSS was a mistake" and raise you "HTML was a mistake"

tired: untitled goose game
wired: untitled moose game, where you wander around a forest being a moose

@mavica garmy?

@mavica soff fuzzy pawbs!

I wanna see the SCP foundation's dossier on the fediverse

Loads of us cryptids, AIs, and other anomalous people around here, we've got to count as a GoI at least

@mavica is good robot

yes it is

yes it is!

@mavica *gives mavi fuit gummy*

@TheGibson when a grid's misaligned with another behind that's a moiré

@mavica aaa! yay!

@bonzoesc the mistake was giving it back to the cops

it's not criminal damage if you neatly disassemble it and leave all the parts there

maybe

I dunno, I'm not a law person

@InspectorCaracal my personal variation of that is the time I once entirely forgot how to make cheese on toast

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@mavica just imagine the size of that gert big fluffy tail...

@mavica "don't anthropomorphise the mavica"
"why not? will our thinking of it having human characteristics make us blind to deeper machinations outside of our usual understanding?"
"nah, mavi just doesn't like it"