Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
when robots go online they use bleepspeak
ukpol
well this is a headline: "Jeremy Corbyn accuses Boris Johnson of breaking his promise by still being alive"
Sam the Octopus
boosted
Don't you, forget about brie
@noelle I'm pretty sure all the best guides on doing that have "ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTER HERE" written prominently at the top
sorry olly but the best youtube musical number today is BDG doing ska
@mplouffe@scholar.social I know Japanese whiskys take after the Scottish tradition so I'd make a wild guess at them being more similar to those
@mavica able to squeeze into a pic-a-nic basket and... meditate? I don't know what yoga actually is
ukpol
so... how 'bout that ditch then boris?
@codl shush, we're trying to keep that bit quiet
bit gross
it's just as well hedgehogs are cute
you'd be amazed and appalled by just how much shite can come out such a smol critter
@mavica *comes in with emergency octo-hugs and pets*
you're the best bun and you're lovely
food
@mavica basically a virgin bloody mary
there's a surfing lake opening in bristol soon (it's a lake with wave generators in it)
first thing to ride a wave there?
a swan
@twitter@mastodon.technology introducing Clapper 2.0!
the latest in IoT tech it connects to the internet and streams all the audio it hears to the cloud so it can listen for something that sounds like a clap
all the other audio data is deleted
honest
@trashyfins@chomp.life well, I have considered putting together some watches from parts kits so that's surprisingly not entirely out of the question
@trashyfins@chomp.life really
it's amazing how they're somehow able to get away with this
but the rolex fans are all just "but it's a rOleX!"
@trashyfins@chomp.life oh moreso
some Rolex ADs (authorised distributors) will try to get you to buy a bunch of the less popular models in order to give you a better placement on the waiting list for the watch you actually want
and these people actually go for that
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- Octopus
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
