Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@mavica I'd very much like to listen to you say things, but I also don't have any particularly good suggestions on what that might be

there's really only so many times you can do Daisy Bell for karaoke

@mavica hell yeah! you're a robot!

Quacker Oats: porridge for ducks

@viciousviscosity@cybre.space bound to be an interesting conversation with his barber as well

"yes, black and slicked back on one side, white and messy on the other please"
"of course mr dent, been on holiday recently?"

@FuchsiaShock if you say that they put you in the special "smartarse" queue

@mavica hello!

*hugs for the bunny*

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it's me birfday

@avi I like imagining the meetings

OBL: Hassan, have the american imperialist dogs gotten our message?

Hassan, a personal assistant: well, it seems they understood it as "they hate us for our freedoms" and are going to fuck with the entire region more

OBL: bugger.

@avi I seem to recall that one of OBL's stated aims of that was to "make the american people ask why this happened and learn of all of what america has done in the middle east and stop doing it" or words vaguely to that effect

which I take with about a half tonne of salt but if that was the case it didn't exactly work out how he wanted

@SuricrasiaOnline

@a_breakin_glass @KitRedgrave anarcho-you fucking what now?

that concept just broke my brain

@mavica mavi best robot

@mavica and are super cute!

@mavica I seem to recall it was fairly well liked but I never played it myself

@mavica well, they say that meditating you should attempt to clear your mind of everything, this does sound like a good robot equivalent

friendtopus 🐙

@mavica the 5 were very good though