Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@mavica I don't even know why there were specialised cryptid instances in the first place, I always assumed "run by and/or populated by various cryptids" to be the default 'round here

@mavica also possibly a programmed-in liking for height and better radio reception

@mavica that'll be the squirrel in you looking for trees to sit on

I wasn't sure which variant of that joke to go with so y'all got all of them

slide rules that are also slides

"these are really comfy and easy to put on my feet, also they multiply numbers"

slide rules that are also slides

"kuh-CHK and while we're doing the calculations you can see this lovely little villa we passed by on holiday"

slide rules that are also slides

"WHEEEEEEE!!!!! answer's about 5"

@Nine I don't mind them, on the other hand my cats really do mind them so a few less would probably be nice

ah, today's the day when we blow up a load of shit to commemorate someone failing to blow up the houses of parliament

yeah, that doesn't really make any sense to me either but explosions

@fukurouyoujo oh hey, gifs we've got, auto-play might be off by default though, you can check that in your preferences

but polls we don't have, we're on a slightly older version of the mastodon software with some of our own modifications, like bbcode support!

@mavica lesbun

Unfortunately the London Marathon committee take a dim view of Any% speedruns and refuse to give medals for it

@mavica maybe just some regular tea would work as well?

still, take care of yourself bun, and I shall send all the "feel less bad soon" vibes your way

@mavica maybe have some peppermint tea or anything else pepperminty? usually seems to help for me

@mavica *offers many healing hugs and blankets and tea*

also to be all mother hen, have you eaten anything in the last 24 hours? if you haven't then maybe get some toast or something

G-SHOCK have a new special edition watch for the pokemans

Model BGD-560PKC-1ER

Costs about 100 quid, comes in a pokeball, and the backlight reveals a pikachu

if your house wouldn't give euclid a heart attack is it really worth living there?

@mavica I'd very much like to listen to you say things, but I also don't have any particularly good suggestions on what that might be

there's really only so many times you can do Daisy Bell for karaoke