Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
LB: one minute after us complaining about pleroma's image description support!
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* We're getting better at accessibility:
@mavica such a beautiful description, such poetry
they say a picture's worth a thousand words but it's really summed up by that alpha-numeric string
@mavica it'd be easier if the work was good
but uh... *gestures at the huge number of newlines being federated over as just one example*
@noelle Brian David Gilbert, Polygon video person, does the Unraveled videos
but I can totally see him using that as a costume idea for next Halloween
@mavica I've just gotten used to it and now he looks weird to me without one
hasn't even been that long since he grew it, strange
@mavica I seem to recall there being something about it being slightly lighter weight than mastodon but there's nowhere near the amount of difference I'd need to ignore various people being massive shits
I just watched a polygon video with BDG in it pre-moustache and he looks like a baby person in it
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image descriptions let the ghost who lives in your keyboard enjoy your posting too
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@melissasage "military grade"
lewd shitpost
@mavica there is a fifth dimension beyond those known by most, it is the middle ground between vanilla and kinky, it lies between two or more people, it is an area which we call the twilight bone
Splatoon, history lore, pretty fucking ghoulish honestly but only about humans, just don't click. we'll both sleep better. maybe, someday, we'll even laugh at this together. but not today and not soon, Fred (ABSOLTOOT TRASHPOST)
@sydneyfalk nah... we wouldn't... do that... at all... *quietly hides the harpoons*
"fruit by the foot" is a really weird product when you forget the imperial system of measurements exists
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always remember: there is a difference between unlawful and unethical!
@SuricrasiaOnline and a surprisingly large correlation between things that fall in the "unlawful and ethical" category and fun!
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@troubleMoney it wasn't even called mining back then, but "grinding", hence the little handle on top
The Curta calculator was invented by Curt Herzstark in the 1940's, it's a fully mechanical little maths machine
They used them to mine bitcoin before computers were invented
We haven't seen any hedgehogs for the past few days so I think they're all cozied up in their little houses for hibernation
either that or they're just napping through the little cold/wet bit of weather we're having
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
