Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@mavica 2 METER LONG CROC!

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/33016552187.html

it needs the filling added but 2 METER LONG CROCODILE

@mavica I had a quick look and they do in fact look surprisingly similar to these https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000129962485.html

wouldn't be massively surprised if they came from the same factory

@mavica totally doable then, could probably get away with RM large letter for that

I have a feeling buying from aliexpress would be cheaper with everything added together but if you happen to want one then I can proxy

@mavica well, most of the size is compressible... probably still quite a bit though...

how much is kapok (or similar) locally? 'cause I could totally pick one up, remove the stuffing, send it over, and you could re-stuff it

just to let everyone know, aldi UK are currently selling massive unicorn plushies for 20 quid

like, 80cm long or something

they are lorge

I'm predicting that a lot of people will be wandering around looking for nativity scenes so they can replace all the baby jesuses (jesi? jesodes?) with baby yodas

@mavica even though they're not as elaborate they are all fantastic

@SuricrasiaOnline one day, after first contact, jorts will be known as earth's greatest contribution to the galaxy

I dream of a future where we can all have a little salami

@mavica

@mavica while the computerfairi.es shipping and fulfilment centre is usually staffed by hedgehogs they're all off on their winter break so the orders will be packed by yours truly

@mavica it's a mavica!

@LaserScheme opossums are so good

Yeah, sure, there's no problem playing "baby it's cold outside" every christmas because "it was a product of its time" but if I go around singing "let's get a few people tied up in trees and sacrifice them to odin this midwinter solstice" which was an incredibly popular song at the time (if a lot more pithy in the original ancient norse) then I get chucked out of lidl