Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

fediverse v twatter is basically going to be a couple thousand bards using vicious mockery against a tarrasque

gonna be fuckin' awesome!

difficulty level has increased a bit from "kill 3 spiders" to "destroy the tarrasque" but I'm well up for an attempt at shitposting twitter into oblivion

we've already shitposted a few attempts at monetising decentralised social media out of existence so...

"I've cursed you to turn anything made of silk you touch into tiny moths!"

"weird hex but okay"

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I wonder if twatter's going to send us all emails like all "pls unblock us, r users want to send toots to u" and we'll be all like "fuck no"

lol

@SuricrasiaOnline we've got it!

"Boris Johnson 'hides in a fridge' to avoid Piers Morgan interview"

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/dec/11/boris-johnson-hides-in-fridge-to-avoid-piers-morgan-interview

I don't even have anything clever to comment on this shit any more

benches are people shelves

@Jo it's Louis Vuitton, you work out what a reasonable amount to spend on a thing is and then add two zeroes to the end

well... those are some words I didn't expect to see together

"Louis Vuitton x League of Legends" collection

https://www.polygon.com/2019/12/9/21002716/louis-vuitton-league-of-legends-collab-drop-clothing-hoodie-price

I wanna meet a capybara

they seem really chill

@Nine im love pladdle

moths are cool

lil fuzzy friends