Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
mouse watch
the Konstantin Chaykin "King Mouse"
hour is read from the left pupil's location, minutes from the right, moonphase in the mouth that looks like the mouse's tongue
limited to 7 pieces and costs €24,900
https://monochrome-watches.com/konstantin-chaykin-mouse-king-year-rat-price/
going to the food court
gettin charged for food crimes by the food judge
gotta go to food jail
@noelle I'd have thought that by the time you were directly comparing the pressure of blood and other other stuff around you then you've probably got bigger problems like "why is my blood directly exposed to the surrounding environment? there's meant to be some body stuff in the way"
@noelle from the "ghosts in yer blood, do cocaine about it" days of medicine
for reference ideal blood pressure is 12-16 kPa/8-10.6 kPa in far more commonly used units
damn weird how doctors measure blood pressure in millimetres of mercury
no wonder nobody understands blood pressure readings
$ alias yeet="rm"
@noelle more of an amateurgrammer myself
As @mavica is far too modest to plug this, I'm gonna
mavi's got a patreon!
https://www.patreon.com/maple_syrup
Proceeds fund computerfairi.es and all kinds of other cool stuff!
it's also got a kofi!
@cypnk launching a possibly bad idea into the fray; wood gasifier
the reactor gets hot while you're running it so that's your heating sorted for some of the day and you could probably also store the wood gas for use later for heating/lighting/cooking
if you're burning the wood anyway why not burn it twice?
@wigglytuffitout I can only respect a man whose first reaction to seeing that the entire city of london is on fire is "shit, BURY THE CHEESE!"
smoking, food
@xenon @wigglytuffitout I'm now imaging your confusion as you walk past smoked haddock in the supermarket
@wxcafe@social.wxcafe.net it's still like, way more expensive than it should be
the rest of it makes sense from a target market perspective, the stand doesn't
@wxcafe@social.wxcafe.net the $1,000 monitor stand is still rather silly though
Sam the Octopus
boosted
tiamat's more energetic sister coffiamat
throwback to the 2011 London riots where yes, looters did form orderly queues
@typhlosion @noelle it's annoying really
every time someone jokes about "oh, that sounds like some silly quaint thing the english do!" I'm sat here like "shit, we do actually do that"
@wigglytuffitout hm... although for masto it's more "BARREN OF FEMALE PRESENCE SO I BECAME THE FEMALE PRESENCE"
@typhlosion @noelle not even rural, "bog off" is fairly common
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
