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Richard Dawkins, cloning, cannibalism 

@emsenn@myasstodon.xyz @RobinHood I'd totally give someone a steak made from my cloned flesh as an elaborate way of telling them "eat me"

@halcy I can just about order a pint in german but that's about as far as it goes

I do know forklift driver klaus though

@mavica WEARING HALF-MOON SPECTACLES IT DOESN'T NEED BUT REALLY PULL THE OUTFIT TOGETHER!

@mavica GRANDMA MAVI! WEARING A BABUSHKA SCARF WITH HOLES IN FOR YOUR EARS!

@mavica thousands of years from now we'll all still be tooting on ye olde computerfairi.es on our ancient "silicon computers"

always love seeing instance block recommendations, doing due diligence, going to suspend the instance, then finding out we'd already done that one months ago :blobgrin:

@Nine @mavica I gotta get in on this

...would I be passing the ball around or would I be the ball? :thinkhappy:

@Nine @mavica I don't know the scene but it does sound delightful

I'm sure the maplebots can turn their gyros off to even it out!

@Nine @mavica I thought you were all getting ready for the sknqs v. maplebots volleyball game!

I even found the ball for you! :boingball:

@noelle I was just about to go all "A TABLESPOON OF COFFEE PER MUG?!?!" but then I realised you were talking about ground coffee and not instant

@mplouffe@scholar.social it's a 1/1 piece they made for sale so I'm not sure longevity is really their main concern

@mplouffe@scholar.social same

it looks very well done, but quite why they decided to turn a perfectly good watch into that I'll never know

"EU to seek return of cultural artefacts under Brexit deal"

rte.ie/news/brexit/2020/0218/1

something something brexit something something loses its marbles

@noelle and of course, a litre of water is roughly a kilogram (actually 0.999975 kg) at 4 degrees Celsius and standard pressure if you fancy catching up with the rest of the world and using metric :blobcheeky:

@noelle only US pints

for imperial pints use "a pint of water weighs a pound and a quarter"

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