Richard Dawkins, cloning, cannibalism
@emsenn@myasstodon.xyz @RobinHood I'd totally give someone a steak made from my cloned flesh as an elaborate way of telling them "eat me"
@halcy I can just about order a pint in german but that's about as far as it goes
I do know forklift driver klaus though
@mavica looking a little damp out there
@mavica WEARING HALF-MOON SPECTACLES IT DOESN'T NEED BUT REALLY PULL THE OUTFIT TOGETHER!
@mavica BAKING LIL TREATS FOR ALL THE MAPLEBOTS!
@mavica GRANDMA MAVI! WEARING A BABUSHKA SCARF WITH HOLES IN FOR YOUR EARS!
@mavica thousands of years from now we'll all still be tooting on ye olde computerfairi.es on our ancient "silicon computers"
@noelle I was just about to go all "A TABLESPOON OF COFFEE PER MUG?!?!" but then I realised you were talking about ground coffee and not instant
@noelle sorry, think that might have been me
someone got a Hamilton 992 railroad pocket watch and turned it into this
"EU to seek return of cultural artefacts under Brexit deal"
https://www.rte.ie/news/brexit/2020/0218/1116159-elgin-marbles/
something something brexit something something loses its marbles
@noelle and of course, a litre of water is roughly a kilogram (actually 0.999975 kg) at 4 degrees Celsius and standard pressure if you fancy catching up with the rest of the world and using metric 
@noelle only US pints
for imperial pints use "a pint of water weighs a pound and a quarter"
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple