Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@mavica those dial-input label makers are the best

so much cooler than the electric ones

looking forward to the 29th when I can freak out the north americans by talking about DST starting

@fribbledom shockingly bad form on the part of the coronavirus

all the other small beasties wait the full 5 seconds before jumping on!

@Siphonay@octodon.social ironically f the jokes were using TCP you wouldn't see it unless you asked for it

@mavica ROBOT FRIEND!

(y'all really do matter though, a whole damn bunch)

you matter

unless you get multiplied by the speed of light squared

then you energy

I think that's how that works anyway

@sydneyfalk SHE'S BEEN LIVING IN THE TOPIARY

@a_breakin_glass pssst wanna buy some... counterfeit pronouns?

It's interesting to me how the rest of the internet in general seems to be referring to that virus as "coronavirus" and the fediverse is mostly opting for the more specific "COVID-19"

I'm not sure what that says about things if anything but it's a thing I've noticed

One for the Studio Ghibli fans, Seiko limited edition Porco Rosso watches

https://www.seikowatches.com/global-en/products/presage/special/ghibli2020limited/

H P Baxxter looks disconcertingly similar to John Barrowman

Has anyone ever seen them in the same room together?

@colon_three yesh! here we go! AAGGHH!

Moped - Clocks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbKOnmIN0Tg

@mavica "I suspended 50 instances and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and a stress-induced ulcer"

@mavica becoming the bittervets of the fediverse