Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

i love hedgehogs

even if they are little tiny shit machines

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@evie PAWBS!

mind flayers come across capitalism:

you mean if we just sit here after claiming to own the means of production the food does whatever we want without us having to mind control everything?

yep, pretty much

why the hell didn't we think of this centuries ago?! this is much less hassle!

@mavica
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someone remind me of the phrase "rebel without a claus" in december please

Ooh, new release from Bulova, reissue of their Chronograph A from the 70's

There's a version in orange and blue

I want it

so, if horizontal stripes make you look wider and vertical stripes make you look slimmer what do diagonal stripes do?

well, relatively speaking at least

smol hedgehog

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WOMBLES ARE FUZZY FRIENDS, NOT CGI PLASTICINE DAMNIT

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK IS THIS CGI BULLSHIT

https://www.womblesofficial.com/

@mavica *waves arms excitedly* HI!

@tek "We do not have a right to be forgotten, as we do not have a right to delete legitimately-obtained files from the hard drives of other people."

EU GDPR, Article 17 would say otherwise

Which might be handy for him to read considering he's in the EU

@mavica @evie THAT'S ALWAYS HOW IT GOES!

you go to label something and think "nah, I don't really need to use any label tape for this" and you end up not using any of it

@mavica always the way with those

any boxes you've got would be a good thing to start with

either that or just label everything you see

@evie what?! there should have been a commentary by cats!

just a load of meowing

@mavica merp

UK parliament petition to make hedgehogs a protected species

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/300100

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