Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@mavica
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someone remind me of the phrase "rebel without a claus" in december please

Ooh, new release from Bulova, reissue of their Chronograph A from the 70's

There's a version in orange and blue

I want it

so, if horizontal stripes make you look wider and vertical stripes make you look slimmer what do diagonal stripes do?

well, relatively speaking at least

smol hedgehog

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WOMBLES ARE FUZZY FRIENDS, NOT CGI PLASTICINE DAMNIT

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK IS THIS CGI BULLSHIT

https://www.womblesofficial.com/

@mavica *waves arms excitedly* HI!

@tek "We do not have a right to be forgotten, as we do not have a right to delete legitimately-obtained files from the hard drives of other people."

EU GDPR, Article 17 would say otherwise

Which might be handy for him to read considering he's in the EU

@mavica @evie THAT'S ALWAYS HOW IT GOES!

you go to label something and think "nah, I don't really need to use any label tape for this" and you end up not using any of it

@mavica always the way with those

any boxes you've got would be a good thing to start with

either that or just label everything you see

@evie what?! there should have been a commentary by cats!

just a load of meowing

@mavica merp

UK parliament petition to make hedgehogs a protected species

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/300100

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@mavica those dial-input label makers are the best

so much cooler than the electric ones

looking forward to the 29th when I can freak out the north americans by talking about DST starting

@fribbledom shockingly bad form on the part of the coronavirus

all the other small beasties wait the full 5 seconds before jumping on!

@Siphonay@octodon.social ironically f the jokes were using TCP you wouldn't see it unless you asked for it