Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

"MY NAME IS PAIMON AND I SHALL EAT YOUR SOUL!"

*plap* *plapplap* *plap*

"...dude what the heaven? are those pickles?"

*plapplapplap*

"you guys are weird, I'm leaving"

so since you can protect against demons by putting salt down around your home does that mean you can banish demons by lobbing pickles at them?

@dumpling@octodon.social yeah, I'll post a picture of what the cafe looks like pre-cleaning tomorrow for you

of course saying that they'll probably be on best behaviour tonight

@dumpling@octodon.social they've been fairly good at not massively shitting where they eat

the patio on the other side of the house does get considerably more messy though

i love hedgehogs

even if they are little tiny shit machines

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@evie PAWBS!

mind flayers come across capitalism:

you mean if we just sit here after claiming to own the means of production the food does whatever we want without us having to mind control everything?

yep, pretty much

why the hell didn't we think of this centuries ago?! this is much less hassle!

@mavica
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someone remind me of the phrase "rebel without a claus" in december please

Ooh, new release from Bulova, reissue of their Chronograph A from the 70's

There's a version in orange and blue

I want it

so, if horizontal stripes make you look wider and vertical stripes make you look slimmer what do diagonal stripes do?

well, relatively speaking at least

smol hedgehog

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WOMBLES ARE FUZZY FRIENDS, NOT CGI PLASTICINE DAMNIT

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK IS THIS CGI BULLSHIT

https://www.womblesofficial.com/