Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

reggie's out in the garden enjoying the sunshine

🦔 !

@a_breakin_glass oh god the edstone

that was amazing

@a_breakin_glass we probably could have got away with a bit less austerity and no brexit

not exactly a shining utopia but preferable to the current mess

for non-UK people, I am not making that last bit up

this picture of Ed Miliband eating a sandwich pretty much killed all his hopes of getting elected

it was a simpler time

seriously, it's only just coming up to when we'd normally have a general election since 2015 and in that time we've had two extra general elections, three prime ministers, brexit, and a wide range of other shit

but no, apparently it would have been chaos with Miliband

also he couldn't eat a bacon sandwich properly

I'm so glad the UK voted for David Cameron in 2015 instead of Ed Miliband with all the chaos that would have caused

what?

*someone whispers in my ear*

oh

oh no

@Nine @mavica one time I was switching to an SSD in a machine

I spent several minutes after removing the old hard drive and putting the case back together wondering why the motherboard wasn't seeing the new SSD

then I saw the SSD still in the box it came in

@mavica I cannot count the number of times I've finished screwing the case together of something, looked down, and found important parts I've entirely forgotten about

@mavica it's also leaving out all the other classes!

like the social justice bard, or social justice ranger, or my favourite the social justice barbarian!

@mavica tabby is good computer

I will never not pronounce sql as squirrel

(comparitively) SMOL HEDGIE! 🦔

@mavica it's a shame that the "thing is popular, YOU ARE REQUIRED TO LIKE THING" type thinking came in to the 'verse, I was rather hoping everyone could leave that behind

@melaninpony few different designs about

Most appropriate I think is probably the Olson Mask ( https://www.regmedctr.org/webres/File/OlsonMask_wPattern_v3-USE%20THIS%20ONE.pdf ) but that does ideally need a 0.3 micron filter fitted to it

Second is from the Cuban ministry of health, surgical mask style, video in spanish but easy enough to follow if you don't speak it ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cw0zLTyU53o )

And he's a bodge job from the US surgeon general ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPx1yqvJgf4 )

@mavica ooh, that does sound yummy

having a corporeal form is like, way overrated

they're establishing hedgiemony