Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

I've just heard of the film "Capone" that's coming out this year

Is Tom Hardy just going around playing every single real-life criminal these days?

@mavica 's chassis is partially composed of polyethylene terephthalate

PET mavi

@mavica soff fluffy robobun

*pets*

I need a big hammer with a little button on the end that triggers a macro to ban/suspend dickheads

@mplouffe@scholar.social that's a possibility

although I'd expect the independents will be even less happy with the refund shenanigans that MCH are pulling

@mplouffe@scholar.social yeah, after Rolex and Patek pulling out of all people the writing was pretty much on the wall

More watch news, the LVMH group has also pulled out of baselworld

That's Bulgari, Tag Heuer, Zenith, and Hublot

So yeah, looks like baselworld is very dead

@a_breakin_glass that's exactly what we would have ended up with if the upper classes didn't suddenly decide that french and latin was cool

I can only respect a language that shows such a lack of giving a fuck when naming things

"I have invented a wonderful machine that flies through the air! what should we call it?"
"fuck it, flightstuff"

(flugzeug is the german for airplane, it literally translates as flightstuff)

still tickled by what some german way back when decided to call gloves

"fuck are those?"
"they go on your hands, bit like shoes go on your feet"
"I shall call them... fuck it, handshoes"

got a pack of mini eggs here (the chocolate kind, not tiny bird eggs) and it says the serving size is "4 eggs"

fuck off is it

we all know that entire bag is disappearing in one sitting

@TonicBH I wasn't aware there was such a thing as too many of those

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they're not very good at this social distancing thing

Ooh, neat

New version of the Montblanc 1858 Geosphere in blue

One of the very few world time watches that acknowledges the southern hemisphere exists

Seriously, that's one of my pet peeves, on like 95% of world time watches they don't bother displaying the southern hemisphere and it annoys the crap out of me