Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

"Dorset knob-eating contest to be held online"

https://www.bbc.com/news/live/uk-england-52534519?ns_mchannel=social&ns_source=twitter&ns_campaign=bbc_live&ns_linkname=5eb7b7b37486b406616ebc8d%26Dorset%20knob-eating%20contest%20to%20be%20held%20online%262020-05-10T09%3A03%3A02.305Z&ns_fee=0&pinned_post_locator=urn:asset:ebb2f4c0-5901-478a-87d5-5b1a4409bac1&pinned_post_asset_id=5eb7b7b37486b406616ebc8d&pinned_post_type=share

would appealing a case to the supreme court of the usa be considered a Constitution saving throw?

@mavica SO CUTE AND FUZZY!

@mavica aaaaa

@shaen@hackers.town @TheGibson @arcans yeah, they're either all-in on the scam or genuine crackpots

@mavica PowerGlorg™: it's a liquid

@mavica all soffffff

If you don't pay your exorcist there is a danger that your home may be repossessed

@masklayer it's often been said that golf is the best way to ruin a good walk

@vito actually quite sensible clown posse

@mplouffe@scholar.social must admit that is a particularly nice touch

also the road case style box it comes in

@mplouffe@scholar.social I have, yeah, looks pretty cool

Well this is the kind of rockstar injury I didn't expect to see

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2020/may/08/brian-may-hospitalised-gardening-injury-tears-buttock-muscles

Brian May taken to hospital after tearing buttock muscles while gardening