Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@evie the only way I can think of doing that is by actually saying "first class carriages" instead of "the front"

no injuries, but the place was covered in the brie

the last good graphics demo was the boing ball

@mavica "this shovel can hold up to 50,000 newtons of force!"

"okay, cool, but why would you want it to?"

@mavica grammar were invented by the victorians so they could feel superior to them with regional accents

I don't have any evidence that's true but it sounds about right

Ooh, this is cool

The new MB&F x L'Épée 1839 Starfleet Explorer

It's exactly what it looks like, a desk clock that looks like DS9

Someone send me 10,000 CHF so I can get one

@mavica blubbbbb

@mavica oh, and if you throw yourself through a window it's autotransfenestration

of which Danilo Del Prete holds the guinness world record for by running through 24 panes of tempered glass

@mavica yes, but if you're throwing someone back into a window after they've been thrown out of it then it's refenestrate

and if you're throwing someone through a window instead of from a window it's transfenestrate

@mavica tony hawk's pro gator

the game where you ride on the backs of alligators

@mavica ah, the eternal mood of 2020

Just got this delivered

It's a Triwa Time for Oceans in the "coral" colourway

Quartz, 100M water resistant, and the case and strap are made out of recycled ocean plastic

It's pretty neat

@mavica and the gifs were actually gifs!

not apng or gifv or webm or whatever bullshit people call gifs these days

@mavica exactly! and we had all the animated "this site under construction" gifs we could ask for!

@mavica you're mavica squobit!

@mavica all web developers should be forced to use a machine with a pentium 4 and fuck-all ram while developing

@cypnk