Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

thinkin' 'bout the video toaster

video toaster was cool

tony hawk's pro tater

the potato cooking simulator

"so, to run this you need an emu"

"an emulator"

"nope, the bird, they're the only ones who can get it to compile for some reason"

@jk windy village hill

so somewhere producing beans I'd assume

@mavica HEY MAVI YOU CAN DO IT
I CAN'T THINK OF ANY RHYMES
BUT YAY MAVI!

@mavica just imagine an octopus with all their arms holding pompoms cheering you on

'cause there's an octopus with all arms holding pompoms cheering you on

@mavica I've never used teams, how bad is it?

@mavica that is hella cool

@evie the only way I can think of doing that is by actually saying "first class carriages" instead of "the front"

no injuries, but the place was covered in the brie

the last good graphics demo was the boing ball

@mavica "this shovel can hold up to 50,000 newtons of force!"

"okay, cool, but why would you want it to?"

@mavica grammar were invented by the victorians so they could feel superior to them with regional accents

I don't have any evidence that's true but it sounds about right

Ooh, this is cool

The new MB&F x L'Épée 1839 Starfleet Explorer

It's exactly what it looks like, a desk clock that looks like DS9

Someone send me 10,000 CHF so I can get one