Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
@mplouffe@scholar.social I'm reminded of that Moser & Cie "Swiss Icons" watch that made the rounds before they received several strongly worded letters
@mplouffe@scholar.social I hate it
DO IT!
@twitter@mastodon.technology also so there's space marines
@mavica I'm a proponent of printing it out, filling it in with red crayon, and then scanning it back in again
@dandelion@snouts.online @tom now for housing questions: shackexchange dot com
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@noelle i'm gonna bring the tv in
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wanna start a computerfairi.es pillow fort
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@noelle seriously, all that time spent learning how to make ethernet cables and I've never done one in real life
@noelle nah, they do auto mdi/mdi-x these days
well, like 99% of them do, it's technically optional in the spec but in practice it'll be there
also I couldn't afford a rolex anyway, but mainly they're cowards for not offering a bepis bezel
In watches certain combinations of colours on the bezel have names
A "pepsi" bezel is red and blue, "coke" is red and black, and "root beer" is brown and black
I want a bepis bezel but Rolex are cowards!
@a_breakin_glass batman's close
Joker: I'm leaving now
Arkham workers: Sure, if you're back by tuesday we have tacos
Joker: Nice
smol woodland critters
@Siphonay@octodon.social oh fuck yeah chicken invaders
@evie I'm halfway expecting "play 2,000 hours and unlock the next line of source code or pay $0.49 to unlock it now!"
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- They/Them
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- Octopus
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- Wiggly
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- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
