Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

I'd have thought that after the UK made organ donation an opt-out thing then it'd be easier to donate

But no, they're all "WHAT THE HELL?!" and "WHY DO YOU HAVE HALF A DOZEN SPLEENS IN A PLASTIC SHOPPING BAG?!" and "I'M CALLING THE POLICE!"

@TheGibson I'm just annoyed that they've been holding that kinda nanoscale tech back

Imagine the processor speeds we could get if they made them out of vaccines!

@wigglytuffitout one of my favourite quotes from her is when she was asked how long it takes to do her hair

"I don't know, I'm never there when it happens"

riding waves on a board while dressed as a peasant from the middle ages

or; serfing

lil friend ate what was a decent handful of chicken and is now munching happily on biscuits

turns out hedgehogs really love roast chicken

we put out a bowl of some roast chicken for one of our cats and looked around later AND A HEDGEHOG WAS EATING IT!

@mavica *reading the article title*

lol, "cumgate", what did the yanks do now?

*reads further*

oh. oh no.

@mavica me, in the past: "haha, which messed up country would have a political disaster called "cumgate"?"

"wait, shit, that's us"

@twitter@mastodon.technology also so there's space marines

tony hawk's pro skate

@mavica I'm a proponent of printing it out, filling it in with red crayon, and then scanning it back in again

@dandelion@snouts.online @tom now for housing questions: shackexchange dot com

@mavica MEIN KOHL!