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I've just been informed that Tommy Wiseau has a line of watches

tommywiseau.com/product-catego

They are much as you'd expect

@mavica sadly yes

*pulls out pocket watch with "miscourse bullshit" on all the hour markers*

don't even know why I bought this one

@mavica I don't know but according to the internet the answer might be "maybe both" as apparently pms can make those symptoms worse

which majorly sucks and I hate that you're having to deal with that kind of bullshit and I hope you feel better soon

@kirby the one on the left is as well, the hands and the main indices, the picture just doesn't show it

@wigglytuffitout ah, that neatly answers my question of what a chapotraphouse is

Wario would totally wear a mustard yellow Casio F-91W on a purple NATO

pic of exactly that combination on someone's wrist found on reddit

@softgoat yes, but we were still struggling with winmodems so we couldn't actually use it

us iran pol 

@twitter@mastodon.technology "hey, I've just realised, we could totally issue an arrest warrant for the US president over this"

"LOL"

"LOL"

"do it! this'll be great fun!"

Now these are exceedingly my kinda thing

on the left, the new Yema Flygraph Pilot, which looks more field-y than pilot-y personally but quite cool, 39mm, sellita sw200 movement, 300m water resist, $690 on leather or canvas strap

on the right, the limited edition (1,000 pieces) Yema Superman 63, in 39 or 41mm, sellita sw200 movement, 300m water resist, with a rather nice sapphire bezel with Yema's bezel lock mechanism, $1199 on the bracelet, $1049 on leather or tropic strap

Scooter invented nightcore

I will not be taking questions

escape annoying phone calls by setting your hold music to greensleeves played on an otamatone

youtube.com/watch?v=PxLB70G-tR

"I'll just look that up for you, I'll put you on hold for a moment"

*MUSIC ADJACENT ELECTRONIC SCREECHING*

"oh, they hung up"

@wigglytuffitout since the dadaists could get away with their hijinks then video games are totally art

@wigglytuffitout "if you can't read this, clean your glasses"

wait, that wouldn't work...

@noelle there's also the four-l and a dozen other consonants llllgchpwygynyscama which I assume is probably somewhere in wales

@wigglytuffitout there was one with a load of snakes together on a red background with "don't step on us" which I quite liked

the rhubarb dessert thief has been apprehended

they're now in custardy

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