Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Stoori I can't actually see anyone who'd buy this monstrosity caring about what time it is in places that aren't murica but it's there

@Stoori minute and hour hands are for local time, the red hand goes around once every 24 hours

usually set to GMT, hence the name, but could be set to whatever timezone you like

@typhlosion it's just "the cross" in... I can't remember which romance language

so yeah, lacroix is fizzy jesus juice

should have posted this yesterday really but here's one of the worst things I've seen

who had kanye running for president on their 2020 bingo card?

"this water is too spicy!"

@mavica my mental file on him is titled Cage, David

just that

put him in a box

@RowanBerry wait til you get to the pet affection one, that'll stumble you for a bit

I'm getting sent pictures of frogs on dappervolk, have some frogs

LOOK WHAT I JUST GOT!

They're a Floral Mantid! They're called Dreams!

@mavica *boops*

best robot

In the UK, most electronic devices should be PAT tested for electrical safety

*pats @mavica *

Yep, approved

like 60-something other countries also gained their independence from us, I don't see why the yanks make such a big song and dance about it

@mavica gonna get you a typing stick!

@stolas@elekk.xyz keysmashing now looks more like a drum solo

@stolas@elekk.xyz gert big buttons for paws to bap

@Gargron not that immediately springs to mind

although if you've already generated the transparent inner-y bit then it'd only need a composite

@Gargron could chain together a convert to make a transparent shape for the middle then composite it with the original image

this 4th of july remember that all countries matter