Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@sydneyfalk need some series B funding to finish it

@sydneyfalk yeah, I ran out about there as well

@sydneyfalk don't call it a startup

we've been here for years
scamming my peers
putting investors in fear
making the cash rain like a monsoon
listen to the stocks go boom

I have been informed that King Shark is in the "The Suicide Squad" movie and I am hoping for good shark content

@LazyTechsupport@cybre.space @masklayer @Mycroft I think the middle two clip together to make something surprisingly close to a functional set of cutlery

@a_breakin_glass I was thinking wombats but also yes

MORTAL WOMBAT!

@revolverocelot having a mortal shell isn't that great imo, but it's what's available

oh

the videogame, never mind

Still loving that the Egyptian god of wisdom, Thoth's name in Ancient Greek is Θώθ

making "Θώθ what's this?" a legitimate question

goth bunny

@vantablack it's "best practice" but I've never bothered

should just slot in easily, some laptop makes and models may be more annoying with having to wiggle stuff into position

@Nine I love everything about this and wish to dine at Restaurant Draconis

@colon_three refreshingly honest and straightforward description on the contract though

@alphys ...there's a 9:30 in the morning?

@mavica oh no, I misheard that

@mavica

@Nine they're also named after a plant which is like, hella enby