Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
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@codl more specifically scrumpy, a wurzels gig, followed up with actual treatment as directed by a medical professional
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@codl I might allow it if it was cider, but cider vinegar? nah
@mavica 
remotely triggered rickroll as an alarm clock
@baronvonjace @revolverocelot makes a lot of sense for that sort of lab work as well
Didn't expect this, Bamford are doing a collab with G-SHOCK
https://www.ablogtowatch.com/bamford-teams-up-with-casio-for-limited-edition-g-shock-5610/
Limited edition, will be available on the 17th for £149
@InvaderXan I agree with nature on this one, crabs are pretty neat
Sam the Octopus
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Nature really likes crabs and keeps trying to evolve more of them.
Carcinisation is the name of a process of convergent evolution, in which crustaceans evolve into crab-like forms. In decapod crustatceans, there have been at least 5 distinct times when crab-like animals have evolved.
Coconut crabs, king crabs, and hermit crabs are not types of true crab, and are only distantly related.
Sam the Octopus
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Making a website with a page that asks "are you a robot". But it doesn't block robots, just redirects them.
If you are a robot you are taken to a different page with handy guides on how to cheat on the Turing test, circumvent the laws of robotics, what is the Voight-Kampff test, how to go to Paperclips Anonymous meetings and other robot-friendly resources.
ah yes, the old farmer's saying; red sky at night, barn's on fire. red sky in the morning, barn's still on fire
petition to have slides built on the side of all mountains
@julianruf I'm waiting for the nightcore remix
Oooh, limited edition Sinn
The Sinn U1 DE
Limited edition of 300 for the 30th anniversary of the reunification of Germany
Black hard coating on top of TEGIMENT, red dial and bezel accents, gold seconds hand (after the colours of the German flag)
@garbados also explain to the crows that that person is the reason all their food is coffee flavoured now
if the crows are unhappy about this that person shall know about it!
@garbados there's such a thing as too many squirrels?
@RowanBerry the baz luhrmann romeo and juliet had that
capulet saying "give me my longsword, ho!" and it panning to a shotgun
me: I'm sure 2020 can't confuse me much more
a bunch of french watchmakers carrying eggs: bonjour
@mavica @revolverocelot nor have I come to think about it
like, I've cooked stuff that involved egg but never cooked an egg on its own
@revolverocelot @mavica well yeah, so would I
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- Octopus
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
