Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Did you know?

Octopuses can hug up to 4 entities simultaneously!

@SarcasmKid Ah yeah, I used to go into the shop with a quid and then came out with all that and still had the quid

Then they installed security cameras

@SarcasmKid It's like them doing their "equal time" thing

They'll have doctor come on to talk about vaccines or whatever and then to "preserve balance" they'll also have on some idiot who thinks that vaccines are actually tiny pixies and cause tornadoes

@SarcasmKid True fact: In an attempt to be impartial the BBC tries to get an equal number of complaints from both sides of every issue

@SarcasmKid The one I speak is more bristol/gloucester but there are similarities

@SarcasmKid West Country English, best way to confuse other english speakers

@SarcasmKid yeah, you can speak proper like casn't thee

@squirrel I know it can play doom and I'm sure there're some decent games that have been made with pico8

Failing that you've got dwarf fortress

*happily wiggles tentacles as he acclimatises to a new environment*

@Elizafox is this just because you're running out of space for yours?

@squirrel I'd use it the same way I use my phone half the time, tiny little linux terminal for command line applications

@squirrel happy to be here, I'm thinking main ranty account on .social, cuddly octopus things here, not sure though, see how things go

@troubleMoney@mastodon.social @SarcasmKid Just about the only one it hasn't had today is 418: I'm a teapot

@SarcasmKid @troubleMoney@mastodon.social errors, lots of errors

@squirrel @Elizafox Well, that's assuming that's still the plan, I don't know what the plan is, the government don't know what the plan is, it's a shitshow

@Elizafox @squirrel You'd be fine if it was next year, the UK leaves the EU in March 2019

@Elizafox @squirrel There's a visa waiver scheme between the US and UK, can't really advise coming though, it's a bit shit

@squirrel I meant more as a holiday home, switch between both

@squirrel @jk come to computerfairi.es, it's comfy here

*wiggles tentacles around*