Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel I saw it, my brain just completely failed to register temperatures that high existing

@squirrel Yeah, that's... that's probably why we didn't come up with that idea

If we ever ended up at 32 degrees we'd have all been too busy melting to think up tasty ideas for drinks

@squirrel 😮 In the UK it's made exclusively with hot milk and 99 times out of 100 drank while on a sofa covered in blankets because it's cold

None of us would ever have thought of making it with cold milk

@squirrel I've only seen it in hot drink form before

That's... a really good idea

@squirrel an ovaltine... shake?

Like a milkshake?

@Elizafox Didn't require being under a rock

Came out of nowhere, just the slogan "Kony 2012", I wrote it off as just some crap about some election or other and completely ignored it

@piks3l God help you if you ever receive the response "That's a very brave proposal"

Did you know?

Octopuses can hug up to 4 entities simultaneously!

@SarcasmKid Ah yeah, I used to go into the shop with a quid and then came out with all that and still had the quid

Then they installed security cameras

@SarcasmKid It's like them doing their "equal time" thing

They'll have doctor come on to talk about vaccines or whatever and then to "preserve balance" they'll also have on some idiot who thinks that vaccines are actually tiny pixies and cause tornadoes

@SarcasmKid True fact: In an attempt to be impartial the BBC tries to get an equal number of complaints from both sides of every issue

@SarcasmKid The one I speak is more bristol/gloucester but there are similarities

@SarcasmKid West Country English, best way to confuse other english speakers

@SarcasmKid yeah, you can speak proper like casn't thee

@squirrel I know it can play doom and I'm sure there're some decent games that have been made with pico8

Failing that you've got dwarf fortress

*happily wiggles tentacles as he acclimatises to a new environment*

@Elizafox is this just because you're running out of space for yours?

@squirrel I'd use it the same way I use my phone half the time, tiny little linux terminal for command line applications