Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Elizafox if it's nonstop wouldn't that just be the one fucking? 🤔

@tomharris licked to death by kittens

@Vann@glitch.social 5 words: big boom, thing goes up

@cypnk There's also an unofficial NATO standard which is tea with milk and two sugars

@Elizafox Don't burn it, get it recycled, that'll piss them off more

@squirrel ...well that sounds kinda lewd

@squirrel I've always heard it said as "cockwomble" which is even funnier if you know who the wombles are

@squirrel In the "About Phone" bit of the settings menu tap the version number a bunch of times quickly, then when the big N comes on screen tap that quickly at least 10 times and then tap and hold until a little cat emojo comes up

After that you can edit your quick settings panel to add the tile with a cat face on it

If you press that you can pick which food to leave for a cat and one will come along eventually

@squirrel There's a little minigame similar to neko atsume (but scaled back a lot) as the easter egg in android 7

Why oh why am I so entertained by the cat feeding easter egg in android 7?

I have seven real cats I can feed any time I like

@squirrel Huh, just realised I've not got much with me, just a couple of packs of cards, some dice, and a set of dominoes

Take your pick

@squirrel *makes the drinks*

So, now we're apparently stuck here, boardgames?

@squirrel milk and sugar?

@squirrel Sounds good to me, I'll put the kettle on shall I?

@Elizafox AAAAHHHH NOOOOO TOO SCARY

@squirrel taking some good bytes out of it

@Elizafox Unless you put the milk in first, then you get burnt at the stake

@Siphonay Here's the current one

@squirrel this is far too cute

I'm melting from the cuteness

@caraellison It actually functions in w3m

I mean, without the animations and fancy web shit, but it functions which is more than a lot of other sites do

10/10