Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Elizafox Yep, that's going to be fun if the press ever go into any detail on how the attack works

@squirrel *waves tentacles about in a hello-like fashion*

@squirrel hi!

Red sky at night, barn's on fire

Red sky in the morning, barn's still on fire

IT'S GOT A LITTLE PINK BOW TIE!!!

(android easter egg cat thing)

@grime_witch yorkshire

Because I'm lazy

@Siphonay@octodon.social if it doesn't have then computerfairi.es is better

@Elizafox must admit, didn't do latin in school

@Elizafox if it's nonstop wouldn't that just be the one fucking? 🤔

@tomharris licked to death by kittens

@Vann@glitch.social 5 words: big boom, thing goes up

@cypnk There's also an unofficial NATO standard which is tea with milk and two sugars

@Elizafox Don't burn it, get it recycled, that'll piss them off more

@squirrel ...well that sounds kinda lewd

@squirrel I've always heard it said as "cockwomble" which is even funnier if you know who the wombles are

@squirrel In the "About Phone" bit of the settings menu tap the version number a bunch of times quickly, then when the big N comes on screen tap that quickly at least 10 times and then tap and hold until a little cat emojo comes up

After that you can edit your quick settings panel to add the tile with a cat face on it

If you press that you can pick which food to leave for a cat and one will come along eventually

@squirrel There's a little minigame similar to neko atsume (but scaled back a lot) as the easter egg in android 7

Why oh why am I so entertained by the cat feeding easter egg in android 7?

I have seven real cats I can feed any time I like

@squirrel Huh, just realised I've not got much with me, just a couple of packs of cards, some dice, and a set of dominoes

Take your pick