Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel *pats the squirlbun, also offers scritches to the squirlbun*

@cypnk Ah yes, the days where cars didn't politely nudge the air out of the way, they yelled "FUCK YOU AIR I'M COMING THROUGH WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT"

@Elizafox Well that would result in a different use for wood in the bedroom

@SarcasmKid AEUHHH?

I found a purple one!

(android cat thing)

@BadWrongFun There were some people using them to build supercomputers back in the day

Were even rumours of the Iraqis doing it to get a supercomputer on the cheap

@cypnk Remember kids, do as I say, not as I do

@squirrel Ah, cool, I shall blame it all on lack of a drawing tablet and not a lack of skills on my part then 😀

@squirrel All of those are just with the doodle pad?

Damn, guess I can't blame that for why I'm terrible at drawing any more then

@squirrel Just out of interest, which program(s) do you use for drawing stuff?

'cause I've just realised that Krita would be super on-brand for you (their mascot is a cybersquirrel)

@inmysocks World's best pseudorandom text generator there, put someone who doesn't know vi in front of it and tell them to exit it

@shekkiesqueaks You totally should, ed is awesome

I should probably not ingest so much bourbon in one evening

Or anything else for that matter, but I've been on a bourbon kick lately

I've only recently got a phone that has a fingerprint reader and despite the fact that it's insecure as hell it's also really convenient

@tcql@octodon.social Down with this sick filth

@vahnj I'm kinda miffed that it reinforces the stereotype of autistic people being really fucking good at some subject

I'm autistic and I'm dumb as fuck, where's the movie that shows that? /s

@grime_witch Addendum: When they're also exceptionally expressive (see Emilia Clarke)

@Elizafox eh, some people have different opinions on what "being a dick" means, might be best to spell it out to put off the ones who take a more liberal definition

It is just vague enough to stop people rules lawyering though